SIMULATED FEED — FICTIONAL TICKERS, NOT LIVE DATA
SYS 00:00:00 UTC
_> EARLY_CATCHER :: CRYPTO CATS // 2026

>> LOADING $CATCH PROTOCOL

[------------] 0%


> SYSTEM_STATUS: BOOTING

STATUS:

ONLINE

MINT_PHASE:

FAIR LAUNCH PUMP.FUN

_> ~/early_catcher/live_feed.log

guest@early_catcher:~$ tail -f live_feed.log

What the scanner sees right now.

CONNECTING TO THE BOT ...

OPEN COINS ON:
pass fail couldn't check not reached checks: 01 age · 02 organic · 03 holders · 04 bundles · 05 snipers · 06 copycats · 07 socials · 08 guard
CoinStageMcapChecksResultWhy
waiting for the first scan ...

guest@early_catcher:~$ cat track_record.csv

Every coin that passed all 8 checks: its market cap when it passed, and what it's worth now. This is the honest part.

CoinPassedThenNowChange
no data yet

A coin passing the checks is not a recommendation to buy it. Most fall within minutes, as the track record shows. Not financial advice.

_> ~/early_catcher/runners.log

guest@early_catcher:~$ sort -k multiple -r catches.csv | head

Caught early. Here's how far they ran.

waiting for the bot ...

"Would have been" = the market cap when the scanner caught it, to its best 15-minute close afterwards (not a one-off spike). Nobody sells the exact top, and most of these fell back hard afterwards; compare PEAK with NOW. The best catches are shown here; the full record, losers included, is in the track record above.

_> ~/early_catcher/checks.sh

guest@early_catcher:~$ cat checks.sh | less

8 checks. Fail one, you're out.

The scanner reads every fresh Solana launch as it appears. A coin has to clear every rule below, and it's checked again every few minutes. If a check can't run, the coin doesn't pass.

#CheckRuleWhy
// demo output appears here. Uses a made-up coin, not live data.
_> ~/early_catcher/tokenomics.txt

guest@early_catcher:~$ cat tokenomics.txt

One cat. One coin. No presale.

NAME
Early Catcher
TICKER
$CATCH
CHAIN
Solana
LAUNCH
Fair launch on pump.fun
SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
TAX
0% buy / 0% sell (pump.fun's standard trading fee still applies)
MINT_AUTH
Revoked at launch
FREEZE_AUTH
None
PRESALE / TEAM
None. The creator's launch buy is visible on-chain
LIQUIDITY
pump.fun bonding curve, then PumpSwap after graduation

guest@early_catcher:~$ echo $CONTRACT

CONTRACT_NOT_DEPLOYED_YET

Only trust the address posted here and on our X account. Copycat coins with the same ticker show up within minutes of any launch.

_> ~/early_catcher/README_RISKS.txt

guest@early_catcher:~$ cat README_RISKS.txt

No promises. Here's why.

We tested the simplest way to use the scanner: buy every coin that passes all 8 checks, sell when it stops passing. 96 alerts, 25–26 Sep 2026, after fees and slippage:

-15%average result per trade
25/96trades that made money
5-10mbefore most coins stop passing

A few coins ran several times over. Most fell within minutes, and some were dumped even after passing every check. The scanner shortens the list. It does not pick winners.

$CATCH is a memecoin. No intrinsic value, no income, no rights, and it can go to zero. Nothing here is financial advice, an offer or an invitation to buy. Cryptoassets are high-risk and unregulated in many places, including the UK. Don't put in money you can't afford to lose.